Dear Mr. Phil,
Once again, you are scheduled to emerge from your den tomorrow and predict the future of the winter season. I understand that this is a very momentous occasion each year, and that many people have an opinion on whether or not you will see your shadow. I would be lying if I said I didn’t have a preference for the appearance of your shadow or not. However, this is a much more strongly worded letter.
Mr. Phil, I forbid you to see your shadow tomorrow. Winter is over, and I am over it, as well as all of the people I am in contact with. I am demanding that tomorrow you leave your burrow, DON’T see your shadow, and definitely DO NOT return to your burrow. This winter has made me want to return to my burrow on a daily basis, however I have not been able to do so. I think that you should be held to the same expectation.
In conclusion, if you are to see your shadow tomorrow, you will be facing corrective action.